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Bruno’s Project – December 2017 – Golden retriever at Christmas

Posted by on Jan 11, 2018 in dog photography, Pictures | 0 comments

Bruno’s Project – December 2017 – Golden retriever at Christmas

Bruno and Christmas.  Two things that I love, which are even better when combined together.  December marks the end of his weekly photo project, and most of the images do have a Christmas theme to them.

His first December photo had Bruno getting literally wrapped up in the Christmas spirit. He really does like to be involved in everything.

Bruno: Hey Dave, we have a small seasonal problem here.
Dave: What’s that?
Bruno: Well, you know how I like to be involved in everything that the family does?
Dave: Yes. With two major exceptions.
Bruno: This isn’t about the vacuum or canoe.
Dave: Fair enough.
Bruno: Well, it might not have been my brightest idea to help you untangle the Christmas tree lights.
Dave: When did this first occur to you?
Bruno: It took a while for me to wrap my brain around the problem, until my brain got wrapped around by the problem that is.
Dave: I’m with you so far.
Bruno: Well, then I realized that I might be a little too entwined with this project. And if someone breaks out the gingerbread, we might have a major problem with me dragging a tree around the house in a fit of impulse and chaos.

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The next photo was taking advantage of a simple Christmas decoration.  He would be a most helpful tester.

Dave: Really? Mistletoe testing?
Bruno: Yup. Seems like a good idea to me.
Dave: And just what does a mistletoe tester do?
Bruno: Well, I heard that passing by a mistletoe obligates humans to hand out kisses like candy. Thought I should get in on the action.
Dave: I’m not surprised, you do love getting kisses. But one problem, we don’t have any mistletoe.
Bruno: Why not?
Dave: It’s apparently a mild neurotoxin and we don’t want dogs or human to get into it.
Bruno: Where you see a problem I see an opportunity. Let’s get some dog treats that look like mistletoe then I can rake in both kisses and treats! I love the holidays!

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This photo may not have been my best idea ever as I had to remind him many times after to stop licking the tree for crumbs in this spot.  Fortunately the crumbs wee well away from anything electrical.

Bruno: Hey Dave! It’s a Christmas miracle!
Dave: Why’s that?
Bruno: This tree grew biscuits instead of pinecones.
Dave: Pretty impressive eh?
Bruno: Impressive doesn’t even begin to describe it. A delectable miracle.
Dave: What if I told you that I put it there as a photo prop?
Bruno: Then I would absolutely not believe you. You know how I’ve been extra good this year?
Dave: Are we just ignoring the stolen mitts and shoes?
Bruno: Not so much stolen as borrowed and relocated, so definitely not a bad deed. Well, I sent Santa a letter asking for a magic biscuit dispenser. And I think this may be it.
Dave: That’s the more logical explanation?
Bruno: Yup. Now if you excuse me I’m just gonna start chewing on the magic biscuit dispenser to get to the magical source of the biscuits.
Dave: You do realize that eating the Christmas tree is against the house rules and might cancel out all of the being good that you worked on all year.
Bruno: Dude, aren’t you listening? It’s not a Christmas tree, it’s a magical biscuit dispenser and there are no house rules against eating one of those.

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The next photo is the last one for Bruno’s 52 week project.  I loved doing this project with him, but it will be Agnes’s turn in 2018.  Here they are playing a game of ‘battle bones’ to mark the transition to the new year and new project.

Agnes: Ok Bruno, “C7”
Bruno: I don’s see a seven.
Agnes: I mean I’m calling out “C7”
Bruno: Just because you’re calling it, I still can’t see it. But I can see these delicious bones on this plastic serving tray.
Agnes: Dude, we’re playing battleship with bones. Winner takes the bones.
Bruno: Awesome. So I get to eat the bones once they’re covered in these delicious red plastic pegs?
Agnes: Nope. We’re not supposed to eat the plastic. And the winner gets the other dog’s bones.
Bruno: There’s a small problem with this scenario.
Agnes: Is it that you’re losing?
Bruno: Nope. I never lose. The problem is I have a feeling I never knew what I was agreeing to when I said I would play with you. I would never turn down an opportunity to eat treats or plastic pegs.

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Eva’s Project – November & December 2017.

Posted by on Jan 6, 2018 in dog photography, Pictures | 0 comments

Eva’s Project – November & December 2017.

Hard to believe that 2017 is now over, and the weather that we had to end the year was chilly to say the understated least.

This November photo was a tribute shot, based on a lovely photo by Stefanie Timmermann.  This photo turned out quite different than what I intended, but I still like the result highlighting her eyes and ears.  Eva does have some pretty long ears for the size of her head. The ear hair adds a couple of inches as well.

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This next photo was of her on Christmas morning, with some wrapping paper in the background.  She is really wanting some of the treats that Santa brought for her, Bruno and Agnes.

Eva: Hey Dave, Merry Christmas.
Dave: Merry Christmas to you too Eva.
Eva: Remember those sweet potato biscuits that Santa brought me?
Dave: I believe he brought those for all of the puppies in the house.
Eva: Nope. Not quite. I get first dibs on anything that Santa brings. It’s part of the Christmas code.
Dave: The Christmas code? Is this the code where the one with the craziest ear hairs gets to have whatever they want?
Eva: Dude, that’s not the code. It is right in the name of the holiday.
Dave: I’m not following you.
Eva: It’s the day that Santa flies. Christmas Eve, which code for Christmas Eva, which is code for me getting dibs on the cookies. So, can you break them out and lets get this Christmas Eva party started!

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The week between Christmas and New Years was very cold with Saskatchewan and much of the rest of the country in a deep freeze.  At -30c without the windchill it could officially be called “paw lifting cold” in our household. Some boots might help, but we have never had success keeping those on feet during walks. And with 12 paws to cover I believe we would usually come home with only 10 or 11 at best. The dogs had not had a good walk in a week because of the severe cold.

This shot was taken on the hill behind our house with her big jacket on. Within 2 minutes the paws were being lifted one at a time in a clockwise sequence.

Agnes’ Project – November & December – Rescue puppy living the good life

Posted by on Jan 5, 2018 in dog photography, Pictures | 0 comments

Agnes’ Project – November & December – Rescue puppy living the good life

The holiday season was a good one in our house, and Agnes took full advantage of it.  It also turns out that she likes apples.

The only photo from November in her project is of her and Eva Agnes politely taking turns eating an apple straight off the core. Bruno had been temporarily removed from the photo session for trying to take the whole apple and my wife’s fingers with him into the other room. Eva does prefer her apples sliced while Agnes did get the hang of eating off the core.

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The next photo was a candid photo of her chilling on the couch while singing some carols.

Dave: Agnes, what are you up to?
Agnes: Getting into the holiday spirit, and singing the song of my people.
Dave: I was going to ask why you’re on the couch. But the song of your people does sound a bit more intriguing.
Agnes: Actually, it’s the christmas carol of my people.
Dave: Please tell.
Agnes: I prefer to sing it for you. Loudly and with great enthusiasm like it’s intended….. BARK THE HUNGRY PUPPIES SING, BRING US ALL SOME BURGER KING!
Dave: Dude, I’m pretty sure those aren’t the lyrics.
Agnes: In the spirit of the season lets just agree that I’m right and then we can hop in the car and go out for a whopper and fries.

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And this little Christmas eve photo was of her having a little nap on the couch.  I think that little rescue puppy Agnes has made herself at home. I like to think she had visions of sugar plums in her head here, but she may just have been taking a good old comfy snooze without the dreams. Either way she is living the dream.

Bruno’s project – November 2017

Posted by on Jan 4, 2018 in dog photography, Pictures, Uncategorized | 0 comments

Bruno’s project – November 2017

We  had an abrupt early start to winter. On November first we had a moderately large snow-storm and are now sitting at a very cold -30c with the wind chill. The cold stayed for much of the month so Bruno’s project has one snowy image and several relaxed indoor photos.

The first November photo of his project was not at our first location for shooting in the morning, but the edge of the pond proved not quite as frozen as expected resulting in a boot full of mucky water and muddy paws for Bruno. And I have to thank my kids for accompanying me on this morning photo session, as Daniel held his lead on the other side of the bushes for this photo.

Dave: Hi Bruno. When did you learn to wave hello?
Bruno: Oh, um, it’s something I might have always known.
Dave: You have no idea what I’m talking about do you?
Bruno. None at all. I just wanted to say that I learned something.
Dave: Fair enough. But, If you’re not waving what’s with the big paw?
Bruno: Oh, this branch just needed a good smack down.
Dave: Can I ask why?
Bruno: Well, it’s between us and I want to be closer. And since you just finished telling me to stop eating random branches I thought a good karate chop was in order.
Dave: Your problem solving skills are working well this morning.
Bruno: Darn tooting. Now if I can just paw-smack this big branch out of the way I can chew my way through the smaller ones to get closer to you.

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It may be just us but out dogs really do seem to acquire lots of nicknames. Maybe the number of names he has to remember is why he has trouble learning new tricks.

Dave: Hey Bru, what’s with all of the name tags.
Bruno: Well, the other day Karen came in the kitchen and said in a really sweet voice “Who is Mr Handsome? He’s just so sweet and handsome!”. Then she gave me an extra big cuddle.
Dave: And that explains the name tags because …
Bruno: Well, I’m trying to help her out. She seemed confused. Everyone knows that I’m Mr. Handsome. So the name tags are just to remind everyone who I am.
Dave: Mighty kind of you. And I agree with most of the nicknames, except I don’t get the one that says “Hey you! I know you hear me! Stop eating ice and come inside. It’s cold out and I’m not wearing shoes.”
Bruno: Oh, that seems to be a seasonal nickname.
Dave: Seasonal nickname?
Bruno: Sure is. You only seem to call me that when it’s cold and there’s ice on the deck. You humans are an odd species.
Dave: Well, I guess I can’t argue with that. But there is one issue with your plan.
Bruno: Impossible.
Dave: You don’t have any name tag saying “Mr. Handsome”

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Bruno getting a little well deserved nap.

Dave: Bruno, it’s almost 10:30 am.
Bruno: Yup. True that.
Dave: Well, are you considering getting up?
Bruno: Not really. I’ve already done that, accomplished my goals then decided it was time for a nap.
Dave: Wow, all of your goals accomplished already. Good job.
Bruno: Yup. Some might say that I’m efficient.
Dave: Really?
Bruno: Yup. Some might. But the secret to accomplishing all of your goals is to not have too many of them.
Dave: I could see that.
Bruno: Yup. My goals were to eat breakfast, learn some astrophysics, and have a nap. I must say that I truly nailed it.
Dave: Really? Astrophysics.
Bruno: Yup. It’s a good thing that Neil DeGerasse Tyson wrote this book “for people in a hurry”. Let me accomplish all of my goals and still have a nap.
Dave: Cool. I’m sure he had you in mind when writing it.
Bruno: I’m sure everyone is always thinking of me. Now if you don’t mind, it’s back to my nap and dreaming about the big bacon theory and Schrodinger’s pizza box.

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It also turns out that half a Bruno may be just as adorable as a full Bruno.

Dave: Hey Bru, what are you doing?
Bruno: Isn’t it half evident?
Dave: Are you being clever or are you deflecting the question?
Bruno: I think it’s more like telling half of the story.
Dave: Doesn’t this leave the photo a little half empty?
Bruno: I do prefer to think of everything as half full.
Dave: So I’m just going to assume that you’re only expecting half a biscuit as a reward for doing this photo.
Bruno: Nope. Full cookie. Just because the photo is only half full doesn’t mean we shouldn’t completely empty to cookie jar.
Dave: This conversation is starting to sound half baked.
Bruno: I can’t imagine anything more delicious.

Bruno’s Project – October 2017 – Golden Retriever in the fall

Posted by on Jan 3, 2018 in dog photography, Pictures | 0 comments

Bruno’s Project – October 2017 – Golden Retriever in the fall

October in Bruno’s project saw lots of fall colours and cuddles for the big guy.  He does love the cool fall weather.

This photo is of Bruno having a good old fashioned lie down in the park. In his defense it was a three minute walk to this spot and a couple of people did talk to him on the way there.

Dave: Alright Bruno, lets go out and do a fall portrait of you in the park with the fog in the background.
Bruno: Did you bring cookies?
Dave: Yup, a whole bag full.
Bruno: Then the answer is an enthusiastic yes!
Dave: Alright, lets get you to sit in a right handsome pose by this tree.
Bruno: Got it.
Dave: Uh Bruno, if you’ve got it then why are you lying down?
Bruno: You said it was a fall portrait so I fell over.
Dave: Dude, can we try it sitting?
Bruno: Nope. I prefer my version. It requires less effort. And it is a fall portrait.
Dave: You are of course aware that “fall portrait” refers to the season with all of the brightly coloured leaves and has nothing to do with your body position.
Bruno: Dude, do you seriously think I’m going to fall for that line? Now for the next part of this portrait lets get some of those cookies to fall into my mouth.

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My daughter Julia loves reading her puppies. This window bench in the kitchen is very desirable real estate in our house often filled with children reading, puppies lounging or a combination of the two.  This shot was inspired by the work of Theron Humphrey.  He is an amazing photographer, and many of his images involve close contact with his pup Maddie, a wide DOF , bright images with a saturated colour palate. He often uses a POV from straight above and many of his shots are from the kitchen. His dog is adorable too.

Bruno: Hey Julia, thanks for having us up here with you for story time.
Julia: You’re welcome. I love reading and being surrounded by my puppies.
Bruno: Yup it is good. But can I make a request for next time?
Julia: What’s that? Do you want it to be just you up here?
Bruno: Nope. Freckles and new puppy are welcome as long as I keep getting the best spot.
Julia: Well then what is it?
Bruno: I was thinking of a different book.
Julia: Really? Would you prefer something with a golden retriever as the hero?
Bruno: No need for that. My sense of self worth is pretty well established and I don’t need a book to reinforce it.
Julia: A cook book then?
Bruno: Nope. Those just take a long time to get to the eating part.
Julia: What then?
Bruno: A Lifesaver’s book.
Julia: The sweet story book that Santa brings us humans at Christmas filled with rolls of lifesavers?
Bruno: Yup. It’s a really good book.
Julia: Interesting.
Bruno: Interesting and yummy. But the plot does admittedly have a few holes in it. Maybe you could fill the sweet story book with pepperoni and then we could all enjoy it together.

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This next shot was a last minute photo taken just before sunset on Sunday afternoon. I really didn’t have much of a plan, but then I noticed this tree and thought shooting through the leaves could be fun.  In the end it was quite well received and he is even Mr. September in the WCVM 2018 calendar because of it.

Dave: Lovely day for a walk Bruno.
Bruno: It sure is. And thank you for taking me out for a walk and snacks.
Dave: Snacks? Are you talking about those dog treats that I brought for the walk?
Bruno: Partly. But mainly I was talking about these delectable leaves.
Dave: Bruno, we’ve talked about this many time. You are not supposed to eat leaves.
Bruno: Oh, but I am. It’s right in their name.
Dave: How is it in their name that they are delectable and should be eaten.
Bruno: Because all leaves are delicious.
Dave: I’m not following. Are you talking about salad?
Bruno: Not the leaves I’m taking about. I will eat lettuce, but salad is only really good if it has bacon, eggs or cheese in it.
Dave: Well then what leaves are you talking about?
Bruno: You know, when you leave something somewhere. Like if you leave a sandwich near the edge of the table and it happens to leave the table and fall into my mouth. That is a delectable leave.
Dave: I’m not sure that…
Bruno: Or when you leave a muffin wrapper on the counter and it makes it into my mouth. Also delicious.
Dave: We do need to talk about your impulse control.
Bruno: Or when you leave new puppy outside and I get to eat her dinner.
Dave: That has never happened.
Bruno: I know. Just thought I would leave the suggestion out there for you. Now if all of these leaves could just leave the tree and make it into my mouth we’d be talking about an epic afternoon walk.

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Continuing with a series of fall feet photos in Bruno’s project. Winter and Summer have been previously posted in March and July.  Unfortunately I missed spring, but my son has already volunteered to do one with him wearing rubber boots in the spring.

This photo session almost never happened. The city had raked all of the leaves in the park early last week. But on Friday I noticed a small untouched pile just behind our house. But the bigger problem was a rabbit hopping out of the bushes right behind us when I had just got everyone set up for the photo. Good thing that Bruno took a while to notice it and there was no child dragging like in the winter photo.

Bruno: Hey Julia, I have something to tell you.
Julia: What’s that?
Bruno: I fall in love with you.
Julia: That’s super nice. But don’t you mean fell in love?
Bruno: Nope. I meant what I said. I definitely fall in love with you.
Julia: Thanks. But are you having trouble with your tenses or are you making a seasonal joke?
Bruno: Dude, I’m never tense. Definitely the master of chill.
Julia: Then I must complement you on your seasonal joke. Very clever.
Bruno: Yup. That’s me. Super clever. Now don’t leaf me hanging.
Julia: Leaf you hanging?
Bruno: Definitely. I said that I love you twice and you haven’t said it back yet. You can’t leaf me hanging like this. Even though I’m super chill, I’m still a retriever and us retrievers like public affirmations of how much people love them.
Julia: Oh Bruno, I do love you.
Bruno: Thanks. I be-leaf you.

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Bruno is the most likely of our pack to join someone for a lie down in bed. Always.  This last photo of October was Julia’s idea.  I had other ideas that wouldn’t work because of gale force winds, but Julia came up with this perfect plan for his photo instead.

Bruno: Alright Julia. Time to read me my story.
Julia: Your story?
Bruno: Yup. I need a good bedtime story if I’m going to sleep well and feel refreshed.
Julia: But I had to wake you up to ask you if you wanted to get on the bed with me.
Bruno: See, that proves my point.
Julia: Really? I thought I proved my implied point that you don’t need a bedtime story to nap well.
Bruno: Nope. That nap was interrupted, so not refreshed. Now let’s try again, and this time lets do it with a bedtime story first.

Eva’s Project – September & October – Brittany Spaniel

Posted by on Jan 2, 2018 in dog photography, Pictures | 0 comments

Eva’s Project – September & October – Brittany Spaniel

Eva’s only September photo was a simple black and white portrait of her serious face in the kitchen.  I was near the biscuit tin and that’s always a reason to be serious.

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Her first picture of October was one inspired by Theron Humphrey and his phenomenal images of his pup Maddie.  Eva is my shadow so it took little convincing to get her to stand between my feet for this fall time shot.

Dave: Hey Eva, you’re being mighty cuddly.
Eva: Yup. No ulterior motive here.
Dave: I would say that’s nice to know, but your mentioning of ulterior motives does make me a bit suspicious.
Eva: Nope. Just me hanging out with my best friend in the park.
Dave: Nice to know.
Eva: Yup. Just hanging out with my friend. Smelling the scent of those dog treats in your pocket.
Dave: Is that it?
Eva: Nope. I’m hungry too. And I’m hoping you’ll share some.
Dave: Well at least we have the ulterior motive explained.
Eva: That you do. Now if you’ll be so kind to hook me up I have some other things on my agenda for this afternoon.
Dave: You have other things on your agenda?
Eva: Yup. There’s an old lady sitting on a bench over there eating a sandwich. Visiting her is the next thing on my list.

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Her next October shot was one that I’ve had in my head for a while, and it turned out to be one of my favorites of the year.   Eva is my little stalker and her paws under the door frame is something I see almost every time I come up from the basement if I had the door closed behind me.  A bit of an unusual photograph, but a very usual scene for me to see.

Eva: Um Dave….. Dave ….. Dave …..
Dave: Yes Eva. What’s up?
Eva: I miss you.
Dave: I’m aware. But I just ran downstairs to grab something from the basement fridge.
Eva: I miss you. Are you coming up soon?
Dave: Eva, I’ll be up in a second. I was gone for less than a minute.
Eva: I know. That’s a long time. You should have taken me with you.
Dave: But if I bring you dogs down it takes me three times as long to get what I need because Aggie is usually trying to eat Nerf toys and Bruno falls asleep down here.
Eva: Um Dave….
Dave: Yes Eva.
Eva: I didn’t say anything about taking lazy and crazy. Just me and you. Then you can still be fast and I won’t miss you.

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Never in my life did I imagine that I would disassemble speed skated the heat mould them in my oven to make a custom fit for my son. But apparently that’s what speed skaters do. The skates turned out well, despite Eva’s protestations.  Not my best quality photo (iphone shot with my finger literally in the frame), but this is a photo I’m unlikely to get a second shot at.

Eva: Dave, we have a problem here?
Dave: Problem? Is there something wrong with the heat moulding process?
Eva: Not a problem with the process. A problem with the whole project!
Dave: Really? But I’m following the instructions on how to mould Daniel’s speed skates in the oven to better fit his feet so he can actually skate in them.
Eva: Dude, you have to get those things out of there right now.
Dave: Eva, I never realized that your sense of smell was acute enough to pick up when carbon fibre is the right temperature to optimal malleability.
Eva: Dude, it has nothing to do with the skates being ready to mould. It has to do with this being an oven. This thing can cook chicken, pizza, muffins, bacon, and lasagna.
Dave: Really?
Eva: Yes really. Now swap out the skates and make us some nachos. I’m feeling beyond peckish.

WCVM 2018 Calendar – Mr. September

Posted by on Dec 31, 2017 in magazine publications | 0 comments

WCVM 2018 Calendar – Mr. September

 

 

 

I have been fortunate to have a good relationship with the Western College of Veterinary Medicine and have had several photos over the years in cards, calendars and fund raising brochures.

This year Bruno makes an appearance in the 2018 calendar as “Mr. September”.  Somehow nearly every other photo in the calendar has something to do with the vet college or it’s facilities.  Bruno on the other hand seems to just be in there because he is so darn handsome.  Ever since I received an advance copy of the calendar we’ve been calling him Mr. September, and he now responds to the name.

Cottage Life Calendar – Northern Lights at Emma Lake

Posted by on Dec 29, 2017 in magazine publications | 4 comments

Cottage Life Calendar – Northern Lights at Emma Lake

In 2016 I entered a few photographs in the Cottage Life photography contest and unfortunately none were selected as winners.  Then this summer I received an email asking if they could use my photo of the norther lights in the 2018 calendar, which I of course quickly agreed to.  When they send out a few complimentary copies to me I was shocked to see the photo on the cover.   A great surprise to finish off the year with, especially since I did not get a chance to connect with the northern lights at all in 2017.

Below is the cover, September, and the original photo.

Agnes’ Project – September and October – Rescue Puppy

Posted by on Dec 22, 2017 in dog photography, Pictures, Uncategorized | Comments Off on Agnes’ Project – September and October – Rescue Puppy

Agnes’ Project – September and October –  Rescue Puppy

Agnes has continued to adjust and fit in in our house.  Her two September photos are simple ones of her lounging in the kitchen.  Sometimes I think that all of her personality is in her ears and eyes. Than I think about all of the odd things that she does and realize that I’m wrong.

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Her first project photo in October showed her doing a good job of product testing a new stuffed dog toy.  I’m pretty sure that she won the hard fought battle.

Dave: Agnes, what happened in here?
Agnes: Nothing unexpected.
Dave: That I understand. But, what did the platypus do to deserve this untimely death?
Agnes: He said he was tough and indestructible.
Dave: He said that to you?
Agnes: Well, actually it was the packaging that said that. I just decided to do my job.
Dave: And what exactly is your job?
Agnes: Product testing. I tested it and have deemed that it is indeed not indestructible.
Dave: And what payment do you get for doing this job?
Agnes: What every dog wants. A sense of a job well done, and the squeaker. Love these squeakers. They fit in my mouth, make good sounds and have an added little bonus too. Bruno loves them so he’ll chase me all around the house trying to get it back.

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The second photo of October for her is a bit of an abstract one.  Heaven forbid that I be outside alone at the cabin.

The window by our front door has a low sill, and the dogs will watch us in the yard waiting for the door to be opened if they are in there without us. On this particular frosty morning I was greeted with a combination of frost on the outside of the glass, Bruno’s breath condensation, nose streaks and Aggie’s paws on the inside of the glass. Fortunately I had my camera on me and managed to get this one shot before she got her paws down and the whole scene was gone forever.

Bruno’s Project – September 2017

Posted by on Dec 22, 2017 in dog photography, Pictures | Comments Off on Bruno’s Project – September 2017

Bruno’s Project – September 2017

Bruno’s September photos were a bit of an odd assortment.  Working on the computer, resting, hanging with the Playmobil crew and an absentee shot while the humans were away on vacation.

His first photo September photo “post haste” was taken while he recovered from a game of chase with Agnes.

Dave: Wow, Bruno you look spent.
Bruno: Yup. I’m definitely post haste.
Dave: Really? Posthaste?
Bruno: Yup. The puppy chased me, then I chased the puppy, then the puppy chased me. We were moving quickly, so I am now post haste.
Dave: Are you that old that you need a lie down after a game of chase?
Bruno: No, not that old. Just that lazy.
Dave: Fair enough. And by the way, that’s not what posthaste means.
Bruno: Really? Does it mean when you put something that moves really fast in a mail box? Because sometimes when the puppy is …
Dave: Nope. That’s not it. And you’re not allowed to put Aggie in the mail box when she’s annoying you.
Bruno: Is it when you tie something that moves really fast to a fence post?
Dave: Nope. And once again, you can’t do that to Agnes.
Bruno: The is has to be something to do with posting a for sale message on the internet about something that moves fast.
Dave: Nope. Not it.
Bruno: Dude, I’m running out of ideas here.
Dave: Posthaste and haste mean almost the same thing. When something either has to be or is being done quickly and with great urgency.
Bruno: Dude, that’s a little confusing. Maybe it will make more sense when I finish this nap.

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The next photo was more trying to capture the process of a project than a single photo.  In these weekly projects many photos are taken and sometimes it’s tough to see how they work together given that they are acquired over a full year.   This photo strives to incorporate a view back on previous images via the contact sheet, as well as a look at the processing time on the computer.  The processing often involves a beverage. This morning it was a coffee, in mug that I bought for my wife when Kael was quite ill and needing frequent trips to the vet between intermittent minor health recoveries in the fall of 2012. The mug simply says “trust the process”, which I thought fit well with this photo too.

The photo on the computer was taken for this week, a simple shot of him looking up at me from the top of the hill in the park. He did great holding his stay even when two dogs walked by the bottom of the hill, often a significant temptation for this social goofball. Either he is maturing, better trained or I just had particularly good treats with me.

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This week’s photo was a continuation on a theme of playmobil dog photos from previous projects.  This one shows Bruno and the rest of the usual suspects. The alternate title suggested by my son is “find the giant”. And by the way, Aggie is the guilty party as she can jam her nose really far into shoes to get the re-wear socks out.

Bruno: Dave, I’m worried about the fairness of this situation.
Dave: Why’s that?
Bruno: Well, There may have been an incident where a dirty socks intended to be worn again were moved from inside of a running shoe to an undisclosed location elsewhere in the house.
Dave: I think that “may have been” is underestimating the probability of that statement,
Bruno: Likely. But, the problem is that I was accused of being the mover.
Dave: Really? And you find that hard to believe?
Bruno: No, not that hard to believe as I have been known to move socks. But these ones I didn’t move. Those shoes are too small for me to reach inside and grab the socks.
Dave: And what does this have to do with the line-up of small playmobil dogs?
Bruno: Well, when I explained my innocence and the reason why, the kids decided that a police line-up of dogs would be the best way to identify the culprit,
Dave: Dude, I’m worried for you. I think that this may be a rigged system.
Bruno: Me too. These guys are hardened criminals.
Dave: I’m not sure they’re as hardened as they are plastic.
Bruno: If being plastic is the only reason that they’re hardened then why are they so used to be interrogated that they won’t even talk. I think I need to lawyer up.

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The last shot was an absentee shot of him on my iphone while we were travelling.  We had been away for the past week in Toronto and Ottawa for a friend’s wedding then family visiting. Before going I took a quick shot of Bruno wearing a hat with maple leaf on it planning on taking a photo with Parliament Hill in the background. The day we actually were on the lawn at the house of commons was too sunny to have the photo of the iphone work, so this one was taken another day from inside the Canadian Museum of History across the Ottawa River in Quebec with Parliament hill in the background. No dogversation this week, just a photo missing my big furry friend.